10 Reasons I’m Not Thrilling Today
#1 I’m freaking freezing. I’m clutching a coffee from the awesome coffee shop that is located IN my workplace (I know, my job is pretty cool) and my hands are still ice cold and bone-white.
#2 Tonight is “packing night,” meaning I have to pack to go visit my parents in Michigan this weekend. I hate packing. Almost as much as I hate Crocs.
#3 Tomorrow morning I have to get up at 4 am to be on the road by 5 am so I can miss the rush hour that starts in Chicago at 6 am. Since I’m semi-nocturnal, I’ll be going to bed at 2. you do the math.
#4 It’s cold in Chicago. Seriously! I mean, I know it’s Chicago and we have brutal winters, but seriously I was just sweating my ass off last week in 80 degree heat. Could we please have some temperate consistency so I can quit storing and unstoring summer clothes every day?
#5 The reason I’m not so successful in regards to dating just occurred to me. I need to keep my mouth shut where my love of The Sound of Music is concerned. Especially when drinking.
#6 My leopard print flats haven’t been replaced yet. They are literally falling apart. See the hole? I am so damn indecisive. These are my favorite flats!
#7 I never set out to finish what I start. Especially now. Go be thrilled here instead: Hyperbole and a Half