If I Had a Bottomless Pocketbook…
…then I’d run right over to Barneys and drop $845 on these:
Of course they’re Louboutins!
I love the striped print, because it would let me fit into the currently popular “Nautical” trend, without looking like I’m Gilligan’s bedfellow or something nutty like that. Got some money burning a hole in your pocket? Then I suggest you head over to Barneys and get these shoes before they’re gone.